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Have I ever mentioned that I used to answer 911 phone calls for a big city ? No? Well. Let me tell you--- it's an experience. Firs...
I am the queen of ADD-land. What's that? You don't believe me? You think you have me beat? Well, you're going to feel pre...
Gross. I’m sorry, guys. I don’t know why I’m telling you this, but I am. So, this weekend I had a unique puking experience. I was sittin...
The DragonMonkey is a creature of rituals. He has a certain order at his bedtime routine, and every couple of weeks it seems something new ...
What a title, huh? Anyways, I am here to pick your brains. The Squid's been having a puking problem. It started about the time ...
The DragonMonkey was an average-sized newborn. He grew into a small baby. Now that he is walking, he is the world's tiniest toddler. ...
Knott's Berry Farm considers you a VIP mom ... Well, sweet! Who cares if thirty minutes ago I was letting the DragonMonkey pee on a t...
Technically, it wasn’t skinny dipping. We may have been mostly naked, but we weren’t completely naked. Obviously, if we still had some clo...
I don’t know what it is about llamas, but they hate me. They’ve always hated me, even from the beginning. The first time I met a llama I ...
The DragonMonkey is a beautiful child. I know I'm his mother and that I'm biased, but it's the truth. Whenever we go out in...